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Book cover of 'The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank' by Erma Bombeck with a cartoon illustration of a woman and child on a lawn.
  • Book cover of 'The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank' by Erma Bombeck with a cartoon illustration of a woman and child on a lawn.
  • Book cover of 'The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank' by Erma Bombeck with a cartoon illustration of a woman and child on a lawn.
The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank – Erma Bombeck – Gently Used Paperback | Humor, Suburban Life & Wit from a Legend

The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank – Erma Bombeck – Gently Used Paperback | Humor, Suburban Life & Wit from a Legend

$2.00

Because behind every white picket fence is a story worth snorting over.

In The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank, Erma Bombeck proves why she was the queen of relatable humor. With sharp wit and wicked observations, she skewers the joys (and jaw-dropping realities) of suburban living—from neighborhood gossip to PTA politics.

Expect:

  • Laugh-out-loud essays about family, home life, and domestic chaos

  • Erma’s signature blend of sarcasm and heart

  • A nostalgic trip back to when cul-de-sacs ruled and Tupperware was currency

📖 Condition: Gently used vintage paperback. Light cover wear, mild page toning, spine strong—full of Bombeck brilliance.

🫶 Perfect for: Fans of witty commentary, lovers of retro humor, and anyone who knows suburbia isn’t as picture-perfect as it seems.

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